BLACK FRIDAYUP TO 80% OFF (LIST PRICE). STARTS MONDAY, NOV 16. PLUS MICROWAVE, SCHMEAR 2.0 AND MB COMP IN JJG VOCALS.
Pizza Bagel Plugins
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Starts Monday, Nov 16
PLUS TWO NEW TREATS AND A NEW MB COMP MODE IN JJG VOCALS. INTRO PRICES ARE STILL ON UNTIL THEN.
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Coming Nov 16 Microwave, a cassette recorder plugin
Microwave
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FREE UPDATEComing Nov 16 Schmear 2.0 with the new Berry chorus
Schmear 2.0
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NEW MB COMP MODEComing Nov 16 JJG Vocals 1.2.0 with the new MB COMP multiband compressor
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THIS IS THE REAL PLUGIN, RUNNING HERE. PICK A CLIP, HIT PLAYSWITCH LOX AND BERRYFLIP WITHOUT / WITHHEADPHONES OR SPEAKERS

What it does

Schmear is a widener and chorus effect with multiple flavors, picked with the switch above its three buttons. Lox is a detune widener based on the 1980s micro pitch shift: two slightly detuned copies of your track, at 3, 6 or 9 cents, the exact settings I use on 99% of my vocals. On vocals it is a sheen, on guitars it is a doubler, on synths it is width that stays in tune. Berry is a vintage stereo chorus, modeled from my own hardware chorus chain, with two speeds, a BUMP switch for a little low-end lift and the chorus’s own HISS. Pick a flavor, drag the bagel to blend it in, or put it on a send the way I do, and move on. Berry comes with Schmear 2.0, a free update out Monday, Nov 16. You can play with it in the player above now; today’s download is Schmear 1.0.3, with Lox.

  • Two flavors: Lox, the detune widener, and Berry, a vintage stereo chorus (Berry arrives in 2.0 on Monday, Nov 16)
  • Lox: 3, 6 or 9 cents, centered and phase-safe in mono
  • Berry: two speeds, a BUMP low-end lift and adjustable HISS (from Nov 16)
  • One MIX knob plus input and output trims
  • A/B compare, undo, preset browser, MIDI learn

Specs

FORMATS
VST3 · AU · AAX
OS
macOS 13.3+ (Apple silicon & Intel) · Windows 10+
FLAVORS
Lox (detune) · Berry (chorus, from 2.0)
2.0
Monday, Nov 16, free update
VERSION
1.0.3
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What people say about Schmear

“I’ve been absolutely loving Schmear on strings. It’s quickly become one of those plugins I reach for when I want to take something already beautiful and make it a little more interesting.”
Jon Graber
Jon Graber
Travis Barker · blink-182 · MGK · Alkaline Trio
ENGINEER / MIXER / PRODUCER
“Schmear does everything you want from a widener and adds some lovely warmth. Also tastes great on an onion bagel.”
Martin Cooke
Martin Cooke
Death Cab for Cutie · At the Drive-In · Of Monsters and Men
ENGINEER / MIXER / PRODUCER
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